Tell a Joke.

[MVP]

I would like to see some good jokes that I could tell my children, and some I cannot. Lets hear some people. Here is one I can.

How do you catch a Polar Bear?


You cut a hole in the ice, and spread dead fish around the hole. Wait untill it pokes it's head out to eat the fish, and you just kick it in the Ice hole.

[nikb2005]

Two fish in a tank ....

one turns to the other and says 'how do you drive this ??'

[DarkDuke]

two old ladies are having a cigarette outside the old folks home and it starts to rain
one of them suddenly pulls a condom out of her handbag, unravels it and puts it over the cig so it doesnt get wet
"ooh whats that betty" the other asks
"its caled a condom, they sell them at the chemists dear" she answers
so the other goes to thge chemists and, when asked for a condom by such an elderly lady and seeing an opportunity for mirth the young oiik behind the counter smirks and asks
"so what would you like, a ribbed one, a french tickler, flavoured? etc....
"oh i dont mind dear as long as it fits a camel!"

[Douglas]

Originally Posted by DarkDuke

two old ladies are having a cigarette outside the old folks home and it starts to rain
one of them suddenly pulls a condom out of her handbag, unravels it and puts it over the cig so it doesnt get wet
"ooh whats that betty" the other asks
"its caled a condom, they sell them at the chemists dear" she answers
so the other goes to thge chemists and, when asked for a condom by such an elderly lady and seeing an opportunity for mirth the young oiik behind the counter smirks and asks
"so what would you like, a ribbed one, a french tickler, flavoured? etc....
"oh i dont mind dear as long as it fits a camel!"

haha yes I know that one! We have it in Swedish version to!



Best Regards
Douglas

[chrismol]

The USA And The Russians

Engineers at NASA wanted to make a pen that writes in space. They spent $3 Million Dollars on research...When the Russians.......


Used a Pencil

[ROXIE]

Originally Posted by chrismol

The USA And The Russians

Engineers at NASA wanted to make a pen that writes in space. They spent $3 Million Dollars on research...When the Russians.......


Used a Pencil

I like this joke. inttrasol@helloworld.com

[TheSportsHQ]

Originally Posted by chrismol

The USA And The Russians

Engineers at NASA wanted to make a pen that writes in space. They spent $3 Million Dollars on research...When the Russians.......


Used a Pencil

I am looking for your brain....
Searching.........please wait......searching.....searchning..
Sorry no brain found.....

[DarkDuke]

A programmer had been missing from work for over a week when finally someone noticed and called the cops.
They went round to his flat and broke the door down. They found him dead in the still running shower with an empty bottle of shampoo next to his body. Apparently he'd been washing his hair.
The instructions on the bottle said:
* Wet hair
* Apply shampoo
* Wait 2 minutes
* Rinse
* Repeat

[mia]

Originally Posted by DarkDuke

A programmer had been missing from work for over a week when finally someone noticed and called the cops.
They went round to his flat and broke the door down. They found him dead in the still running shower with an empty bottle of shampoo next to his body. Apparently he'd been washing his hair.
The instructions on the bottle said:
* Wet hair
* Apply shampoo
* Wait 2 minutes
* Rinse
* Repeat

haha good

[MVP]

I bet that realy happened