$10,000 to the Last Person to post - Page 83

vladb · #**821** 03-20-2008, 06:46 AM

Nothing is eternal in the world...

**Tdinoz** · #**822** 03-20-2008, 06:53 AM

The results from a past Ozwords comp where entrants were asked to take an Australian word, alter it by adding or subtracting or changing only one letter, and supply a new definition, original words in bold (in case you don't know the originals and their meaning, make google your friend.
........
Billabong-billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole
Bludger-bludgie: a partner who doesn't work but is kept as a pet.
Didgeridoo-dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact.
Fair Dinkum-fair drinkum: good quality Aussie wine.
Platypus -flatypus: a cat which has been run over by a vehicle.
Mateship-mateshit: all your flatmate's belongings lying strewn around the floor.
Swagman shagman: an unemployed male roaming the Australian bush in search of sexual activity.
Yabbie -yabble: the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater crustaceans.
Bushwalker -bushwanker: a pretentious drongo who reckons he's above average when it comes to handling himself in the scrub.
Trackie Daks -crackie daks: 'hipster' tracksuit pants.

**Tdinoz** · #**823** 03-20-2008, 10:22 AM

A drunk staggers into the Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth,
sits down but says nothing.

The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk just sits there.

Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall....

The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knocking, there's no paper on this side either"

**TrustNOBODYnever** · #**824** 03-20-2008, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tdinoz

A drunk staggers into the Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth,
sits down but says nothing.

The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk just sits there.

Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall....

The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knocking, there's no paper on this side either"

funny like hell ...

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Spitfire · #**825** 03-20-2008, 11:23 AM

I see people are still posting in this thread when there will be no winner announce, nor would there be a winner EVER.

testdrive · #**826** 03-20-2008, 12:00 PM

It doesn't matter if I win the 10k or not but I will make a few posts

okosh · #**827** 03-20-2008, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tdinoz

The results from a past Ozwords comp where entrants were asked to take an Australian word, alter it by adding or subtracting or changing only one letter, and supply a new definition, original words in bold (in case you don't know the originals and their meaning, make google your friend.
........
Billabong-billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole
Bludger-bludgie: a partner who doesn't work but is kept as a pet.
Didgeridoo-dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact.
Fair Dinkum-fair drinkum: good quality Aussie wine.
Platypus -flatypus: a cat which has been run over by a vehicle.
Mateship-mateshit: all your flatmate's belongings lying strewn around the floor.
Swagman shagman: an unemployed male roaming the Australian bush in search of sexual activity.
Yabbie -yabble: the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater crustaceans.
Bushwalker -bushwanker: a pretentious drongo who reckons he's above average when it comes to handling himself in the scrub.
Trackie Daks -crackie daks: 'hipster' tracksuit pants.

LOL...Which was the winner??...They all brilliant