Tell a Joke.

[angvil]

A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the wooden toilet seat.

The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and gets the seat stuck to her rear. She is understandably distraught about this and asks her husband to drive her to the doctor.

She puts on a large overcoat so as to cover the stuck seat, and they go.

When they get to the doctor's, the man lifts his wife's coat to show their predicament. The man asks, "Doctor, have you ever seen anything like this before?"

"Well, yes," the doctor replies, "but never framed."

[StandardWay]

One day, investors who lost their money to hyip admins pray to God to take revenge for them.

With so many curses and death wishes God listens in prayers everyday, and loving both the admins and investors, he decided to sent his one and only son to become a hyip admin himself to save the admins from sins and eternal damnation, and the investors from cursing endlessly.

On his journey, he met a first class programmer who is quick to catch the game and helps him to achieve the purpose.

However the investors who pray to God to avenge them are slow in catching the game and their curses becomes even worse than before. And the admins accuse the son of trespassing, so their sins becomes even more than before.

[UnderPaidProgrammer]

Originally Posted by StandardWay

I have another joke.

One day, an unknown scientist in an unknown land accidentally inverse all the physical laws in the world. The effect of this accident is much stoning and the rule is that if you keep the rock to yourself, you are gone.

First of all Paul a humble web programmer get stoned by Naomi for doing good. He cannot stand it anymore and decided to stone Peter a big programmer. Peter was surprised why he was stoned and decided to throw the rock at his clients and members. Feeling unfair, Peter's clients and members went back home and stone their family members who work in corporation and stone their own boss the next day! The bosses, being always thoughtful and patient before acting, keep the rock to themselves. The next day, one boss perish and the next day another...

After all this has happened, the scientist finally finds a method to restore the physical laws back to the world.

The funny thing about all this: Well from the scientist point of view it is funny i guess.

There is something in this joke that makes me wish it to happen. Then again I am not sure if I am strong enough to go this way.

[VorloN]

"Am I the first man you have ever loved?" he said.
"Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?".